The Dainty Homesteader
The nitty gritty of being a woman taking on the homesteading life style while raising a family.
Saturday, May 4, 2019
Mud or Poop?
She wasn't to happy about it, but I found it rather funny.
Does anyone else get to trample thru a foot of mud Everytime it rains? What do you do to help cope with it besides Muk Boots and good balance!
Friday, May 3, 2019
Paddlefish Snaggin'
I wanted to catch a big fish, I wanted to provide for my family, I wanted a weekend get away.
My first trip was TERRIBLE. Absolutely. RIDICULOUS. It was cold, it was raining, it hailed on us... We found a cave to hide it until the hail the penny sized hail stopped. Then just when we thought it was all done and back to being just stupid cold again it starts snowing. I'm not talking about little flakes either, the biggest flakes I had seen all winter down south. I didn't even want to go back.
BUT, I didn't catch anything that weekend.. so I made plans for another weekend. And I went back to mid-Missouri.
This time when we get on the river it's got white caps it's so dang windy but at least it wasn't cold right? We limited out within 3 hours that day it was AMAZING and fun. I thought I had gotten snagged up on a log or something the first time I hooked in to one. After fighting it for a few minutes we got it in the boated I was so gleaming. Tired-yes- but cheerful.
The next day I ended up limiting out right away but the hubs couldn't quite get the job done and it was miserably hot that day. We had sun burns by the end of the day, I was stripping down in the boat trying to get my long johns off so I didn't die of heat stroke. I tell going what... Missouri is the worst state ever when it comes to weather.
Needless to say, I got the fish and we're going back for more! It is a great freezer filler, 1 fish completely cleaned fills up a little more than a 1 gallon bag. Personally I think it taste like catfish, and that's one of the few thinks the children will eat so it's a score for us.
Thursday, May 2, 2019
Into The Woods We Go
Our neighbor and family took all of us out to 2 spots to find these little guys and I'll be honest... I. Needed. Glasses. I couldn't see them if my life depended on it at first. I only ended up finding like 8-10 on my own. The kids did really good tho! Our kids did better than me once we showed them what they looked like and on the top side MINE EVEN ATE THEM.
Yes, that's right! My picky eating children ate fried morels. I might have called them fried chicken at first because around here we say everything is chicken until they try it then if they like it I tell them the truth.
Back to us hunting, we found a few big yellows and the rest were smell greys? I believe but the 5 kids all had bun bread bags and they filled up at least one bag completely with each trip, usually a little more than that. Neighbors kids were leading our kids around and letting them pick all the ones they found which was so sweet of them because they aren't much older than mine.
Now on to cooking, we have fried some up the past 2 nights here at the ole homestead because we're not sure how to freeze them and they turn out not soft and gooey. Personally when I make them I like to dip them in egg roll'em around a little in a flour mixture and them drop them in my hot pan to fry to a light golden brown. If you don't have your own flour mixture you like to use for things here's mine.
FLOUR MIXTURE:
1 C Flour
2 TBS seasoned salt (I use Lowery's)
1 teaspoon of black pepper
If you know how to freeze these little guys and save them, shoot me a message and let me know!! I'd love to be able to fry some up during the winter.
Wednesday, October 10, 2018
A Step In The Right Direction.
So I met a guy....(what good story doesn't start out like that).... We've been together for over a year but we live so far apart that we've been talking about living together because we don't get to see each other to often. This month we decided to pack up the monsters and go stay with him for a couple to 3 weeks to help the kids adjust to a full time move up North.
Of course the KIDS LOVE IT, thank God right? We do a little homesteading down South but we live in a subdivision so we have limits, but here.. well here there are no rules. I've been slowly making plans for the house, the farm, the animals... everything.
This is our journey to a more self sustainable life and while it may be a lot of hard work and take years to get to the point that we want it will be our journey. So far we've cleaned up his 4 bay tire shop so I can fit all my crafting saws in one bay for an area for me. We built shelving units and added a flooring in the rafters to store stuff up top. Yesterday I started adding a run to his old chicken coop and that's what I'm hoping to finish it up today or tomorrow depending on the rain.
Saturday, June 9, 2018
The dying breath of my plants.

Mud or Poop?
As most of us know, rainy days bring inches of mud. Today we went walking the pasture just scooping things and out and Hope, the wild-crazy-...
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As most of us know, rainy days bring inches of mud. Today we went walking the pasture just scooping things and out and Hope, the wild-crazy-...
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Have you ever heard of paddlefish or spoonbill? I had heard of it but never actually seen one before until I started dating Mr. Smith, right...




